Don't blame me, I voted for Dikachu

THAT which you have just eaten, which your taste buds have savored, which your teeth have just torn apart, THAT is human meat.

you're looking for geeks? Sorry, we're nerds

well this is Hawkward

hahahah!

I thought that was Kevin James?

This reads like that 138th episode Simpsons special

Which is the one with the dog and the chair?

skinny though, I took bigger dumps than her.

There was that Eightball story, Being Shia: Act 1 - 3