I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

an injured Willis Reed unexpected limps out of the players tunnel and, as the crowd goes wild, totally kicks Nolan’s ass.

couldn’t pass up an opportunity to poor some salt in the wound.

Obama still tops Jordan with his burn.

Mike would know something about setting records from the owner’s box.

Beckham. Landry. Sherman. Norman. Bennett. Bennett. Talib. Come on, you’re not even trying.

At least in this instance, Zion’s living hell didn’t include illegal settlements on the West Bank.

This is how dictatorships begin and people are disappeared.

Haven’t seen a Canadian with moves like that since Teen Wolf.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

You could use the same logic to say that no street should ever be closed for a parade or a block party or a presidential motorcade. But for some reason it’s only ever applied to protesters.

Forgive my ignorance about hockey (I live in South America... ahem.. Argentina in fact), but is this some hockey player crushing another NHL hockey player that happens to have the name Justin Bieber? Or is this actually the little harem pants wearing, basketball stylist, internationally known ... umm.. “vocalist”…

While I don’t oppose paying players, I’m curious as to why you think that this will prevent them from committing sexual assault?

The Baylor football program, police department, and any boosters aware of this need to be drowned in a deep lake.

You and Burneko to Yahoo for Wojnarowski and a 3rd round pick in the 2018 journo draft. Sorry, Al...

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

You had so many good headline options, Samer.

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

yes, because when you have all three houses, being impeached by your own party is the reasonable expectation.