You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

Maybe letting them have control of the camera was really dumb.

Why do I get the feeling these guys became cops specifically for the purpose of meeting women and using their authority to force/coerce them into dates or worse?

To make sport of people during a process where their very liberty is at stake is torture. These sadists, (and that is what they are), should at the very least be immediately fired, and in such a way that governmental work is not an option for them for the remainder of their lives.

I scoffed at her attempt at white girl tears. Dummy should have known what was about to happen when he put away his phone and freed his hand.

{preemptive eye roll at all the grays who will run in here to whine, “Yeah, she was “wrong,” but he was wrong tewwwwwwww!!!! The root is waycist and hypocritical for applauding…

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

+1,000,000 points to the school for saying “hell no” to those agents. How morally bankrupt do you have to be to harass a MINOR at school? It reminds me of collection companies that will call or email the CEO of the company you work for, or harass your extended family.

Did you know scallops can swim??

Your replies here are so cringe inducing, Jesus. It’s like seeing a 13 year old thinking they’re super witty with their childish responses.

Aleksander...thank you for your service, courageously snarking in defense of poor Katherine here on the Kinja battlefield.

“Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.”

Gawker 1.0 was bad at this sort of thing...I’m hoping this doesn’t become a habit.

Swing and a miss, Katherine.

No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

I’d rather pay more to fly another airline. I’ll think of the price difference as an “standing by my principles fee.”

Good idea.

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?