How? When both schools give you a lil’ sumthin sumthin to convince your kid to go there. I’m guessing the Vols paid more...the hat seems to be better for the TV audience sitting behind a table.

Tom’s great. I give him that. But, what a phoooonnyy!!

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And a loser with no life...

Note to parents: Do not EVER let your child out of your sight. They may need to go to daycare and school. You can’t escape that and very few incidents of abuse happen at a licensed childcare facility or a school. But, when it comes to camps, sleepovers or sports training facilities etc etc...I don’t care if my child…

I have one burning question...the Vikings have Asian fans?!?!

Sloane came in out of shape. She won the last major and came in out of shape to the first major of the season. How? What? Why? Shake my FUCKING head!

This deserves all the stars.

So...nothing happened?

Yeah, but was it a designer horse shit?!

I heard his teammates were upset because he wouldn’t tell them what type of steroids he was using.

Small Wahlberg was throwing a damn fit because his team was losing.

And Florida Atlantic gets another 10 years of this!

James Harrison, Terrel Suggs and 75% of the NFL agrees.

Uhhhh how about you prove you have NFL skills before you start spouting off about having lawyer money?

If I can palm and carry the ball I’m sure I can do that too.

I’d put my money on it. Reddick seems like the kind of hitter who can diagnose a flaw and then take full advantage of it! His stats bear it out.

Wow! And they still didn’t correct it! After his first shellacking...no one thought to look into this flaw before his next outing?

What an asshat. Give me $300M and a 10 yr guaranteed contract with a no-trade clause that will OBVIOUSLY handcuff my organization...but now please build around me and add more pieces. They gave you all the money you dick!

It’s Forest Dipshit City Lakewood Ranch, Iowa. Who gives a shit.