Well, when you’re a phony paid mouthpiece this tends to happen.

There is one thing she doesn’t have: empathy for the plight of the Palestinian people at the hands of the overpowering Zionist IDF. So, ya know...there’s that.

Touche

I wonder what a HUGE grain of salt would look like.

That just made me spray coffee on my keyboard. How do I explain this to IT?

I’m not sure if Jared knows that he’s not a woman. I’m not sure Jared knows much of anything.

Did he really need more nachos? The cosmos sent him a message.

Do adults still watch wrestling? Serious question.

Bay Area resident here. I don’t know why he has to answer anything to anyone. He’s a finals MVP, a champion, and about to be a multiple champion with this amazing roster. Russ is a ball hog who’ll never win a ring and the fans are mostly losers.

I used to think that too. I remember Beth Mowins calling Saturday morning college football games and I used to think something was off. For the most obvious reason I wasn’t used to a female voice calling football and I have to, shamefully, admit there was a tiny bit of sexism mixed in.

Texas pretends like it currently matters in the college football landscape.

Why would it be a no ball? The bowler didn’t over step crease or in 20-20 it wasn’t a full toss.

When that 22 year old is a childish underachieving dolt. That’s how.

What. A. Loser.

That’s the number of major wins I have!

Will she play in France and at Wimbledon? I’m assuming this might create some complications on both the pregnancy and playing. Yes?

Damn...I was hoping for a mauling. Lazy bear!

Well Toby, it’s because most American’s are morons. You see this country is made great by the cream of the crop who are both born here or came here from another country. But, they were always the best of the best. Unfortunately, they are the minority. The vast majority of the population are shit kicking dip shits. So,…

She doesn’t buy it.

Good call. Can’t do that in front of kids.