Im cool with catching thieves -  I guess we have different principals. 

I was 22 - it was fun.

If they hadnt actually referenced the series title in the movie this would go no where - but they did,

I call BS

This is hardly a thing. mainly because the majority of the stores recently closed are in towns that could in no way support an expensive grocery like Whole Foods.

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Years ago I worked in a grocery store.

Im not a Williams fan - but its going to be hilarious when they less wins next year than they had this year.

Salt is not a seasoning. 

I dont believe that dissolved in water you could tell the difference between 2 types of salt(assuming no iodine and no anti-caking agnt.0

Call it like it is.

Properly cooked beef can be delicious with just salt or just salt and pepper. 

My brother will often cook unseasoned chicken and unseasoned rice and serve it as a meal(with some random unseasoned vegetable.)

With the possible exception of added iodine and anti-caking agents, that is largely a fallacy. You simply arent tasting the tiny natural variation in impurities.

No kids under 12 at wedding is lame. i could see no kids under 5. 

If you take a position as a public performer(all athletes for spectator sports are performers) and hide who you are - your identity is going to become the story and there will be rampant speculation.

If i want to choose my ending ill play an open ended video game.

Im not a Sander fan - hes a clown. But the reason he lost was that the Democratic establishment rigged the game. And it was still pretty close.

Its hard only because its hard to hold your body in place.

You know what would have been relevant to this story?