That tan Nissan was just sitting there on the highway for over an hour? No flares or hazard lights? It’s amazing it took that long for someone to hit it...

There was a train coming.

Sorry... I got off track.

Well this discussion derailed quickly

No one ever trains for these situations.

That’s a great story! But I have some questions:

I’ve been in the car business 32 years.

Stop showing me things like this! My fianceé and I have no intention of having kids, but stuff like this is so cool (if pricey.)

Super Star Destroyer... destroyed!

Pro-tip. If you’re going to build an Ultimate Collector’s Lego set, don’t own a cat.

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

So the seller also owns a Range Rover which means one of two things:

“I never said ‘Israel.’ I just told the Russians that, ‘I get awesome, very, very, super-secret intelligence from a country in the Middle East which will remain nameless. Here’s a hint: rhymes with schmisrael.’ I don’t know why you people are so up-tight. It’s not like I asked you to pay retail or eat shrimp. So,…

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.