Rephrase the purpose of the mission: we're seeking taxpayers on the moons of Saturn.

David Hasselhoff was upstaged that day. Viewership of the Bronco chase eclipsed his pay-per-view show which was supposed to bring his singing career to the US.

Agreed. You can save money on some euro imports, but you'll end up spending quite a bit for random conversion pieces. Those pieces could be weather stripping which isn't US spec. This was the case for a local guy, who bought his abroad and had it converted for fees, and more fees, and more fees. In the end, he did…

It isn't a racecar, nor can it be registered as a race car because - see Sheehan and coke test when they tried importing the F50 GT.

Middle shelf? That's where the beer goes.

Stilos are not quite that much. I paid around the 1K mark for mine, but it is the composite, not the CF version. Included were HANS posts, hydration, and communication electronics options. CF version would be approximately 900 more for -.6lbs. Quite comfy, but an odd looking noggin protector. Quality is top…

These are the wrong pictures. This car is no looker from the exterior. Coming up in your mirror, it's either a Corvette or a 911, or... oh, a Panamera.

I missed Cosmos the first time around, because it was deemed "secular". Not going to miss it this time.

Jabroc skid plate.

It will certainly collect the little bits of dirt in my pockets on the way out. Soon, black dots.

Open up a savings account with a local credit union. If you want to restrict your temptations from dipping into it, do not activate the online services. That way, you must go into the bank to get the bucks out. It might not work for everyone, but for me, it is not linked to anything else and monthly deposits are…

It's a different level of racing and that different level is differentiated by dollars, that's all. The engineering that goes behind the cars are funded by those higher dollars, which in turn develop greater road cars, race cars, and F1 cars. If everyone had your view, there wouldn't be Ferrari Challenge, because we…

enhance. Enhance. ENhance. ENHANCE. aaaaaaaaand....print.

Seats inspired by Strongbad!

HMS Motorsport is the US distributor. I'd suggest going through Bob Zecca at www.teamdi.com (a Stilo dealer) Never know if he can swing a deal on these. It is a fantastic helmet. Extremely comfy and well built. Integrated radio system (optional) and integrated camelbak hookup (optional) among other options. It…

Like it or not, now we know about Pink Dolphin Clothing Company. Marketing, even in bad taste, works.

But, these guys were the lowest bidder! Think of all the money we saved up front!

Shank.

From a story I once read on the SomethingAwful forums years ago, here's a snippet. It will be the most disturbing thing you read today:

"I saw 12 deaths inside. Three of them were at the hands of screws. One of those was a gunshot to the head while a guy was trying to escape. The other two were beatings, and I…

Most likely something similar to the Mobotix Q24. One lens and ability to wide angle, zoom, and pan from one camera shot, all post processing in the unit itself.

For a moment there, I was empathetic and we had the same feeling about sharing no love for a current car we owned. Then, I read you missed your 2010 MS3. The car I do not love and rather loathe is a 2012 MS3. I feel bad that your current car is worse than the MS3. It must be really bad.