you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

No assumptions needed, Marshawn Lynch is just that dude. He hates the media, he keeps to himself. He snubbed the President of the United States of America and then willfully went to the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards, to willfully leap into a vat of slime. To the delight of the children.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

There's also the implication that comes with having your own spaceship.

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

Klinsi's public statements =/= how he really feels.

I don't care what Deadspin or anyone else thinks of me, but damn it all, this is why you should always bring your glove to the damned game.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

The Cavs are currently on pace to finish 21-61, which would put them in danger of losing home-court advantage in the first round of the East playoffs.

How awesome would it have been if he just kept running? Off the field, out of the stadium...into our hearts?

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

The last photo is easily the best one.

Oh and by the way, as if all the above weren't enough: Bumgarner was also the best hitting pitcher in baseball this season (.258, 4 HR, 15 RBI, .755 OPS). http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/11…

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

After experiencing Edward 40Hands, I too am anti-drinking game.

Considering the ensuing troubles, I think everybody involved will concede that the decision to take these photos today was not a good Friday agreement.

I went out to a Mexican restaurant with my then girlfriend. About 5 minutes after we finish eating I start getting that getting that bloated feeling and suddenly my esophagus seemed shorter. I told my girlfriend we had to go, and we paid and left. I figured if we could get home I would be fine, and I rolled down the…

Once I farted while eating chinese food with a bunch of buddies. We were all sitting in my friend's living room. They smelled it and immediately ran out the door to the front yard, as it was really rank. I thought that was hilarious, but then I smelled it and ran outside and puked all over my friend's front lawn.