Nathan Bernhardt made a good observation about this:

dont forget that they dont wear uniforms like those other lame marching bands!!11!! imagine the zany parties these guys and gals must throw!!

jurgen is a german double agent sent to deliver all the bad dual nationals to the USMNT. duh.

Boy....that is a tough one. He is an elite lockdown reliever and, as we saw this WS, that is pretty darn helpful down the stretch. However! If you look at the haul both Miller and Chapman got, that is pretty dang nice too. I think the window on this team isn’t *quite* shut yet, so any Britton trade would have to…

I want Yoenis anywhere where he can be himself. Maybe the Nats? They like fun characters it seems.

My Orioles need a lot of starting pitching help and there’s very little available. So just like every other year! Fun times. Also need a corner OF cause Trumbo was a disaster in the field this season

who was your favorite player growing up?

i truly believe they did this to manufacture controversy/get people to watch next week.

which pro athletes do you guys loathe?

worst concert experience?

Best record in the AL since 2011.

What’s the most you have ever hurt yourself doing something stupid?

which staff member is the most likely to get suckered into liking phish?

FOODSPINDESERTISLANDDEADCASTCOMINGBACK

o fuck yea br0

LaDell Betts
Laverneus Coles
Frank Wychek
Kevin Dyson
JP Losman

What’s your go-to late night/drunk homemade snack?

who has the best dance moves? who has the worst?

more like fart briles!!!!!!!11!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve just hit 100 dingers for the season. Congratulations to Nick Martin for getting us to this hallowed mark.

best athlete celebration?