It seems like the really hard thing would to be to get those breaks for pumping on a regular schedule, because if you are late you get boob pain and if you are late too often your supply decreases.

You know how if you wear a very tight, high ponytail all day, when you let it out it feels like someone just tried to scalp you? Her boobs must feel like that at the end of the night. #freebritney

That sounds horrifying.

People trust me with their children. I’m in charge of people’s futures!

I think Britney Spears’ boobs also suffer for her art.

Food waste is a huge problem so you ask for your to-go box with pride, sir.

Abortion is health care.

I’m just glad to see from the pic that it appears he hasn’t stopped crying.

I hope I’m wrong but I’m guessing she receives her fair share of slut shaming from the wives and girlfriends (‘why don’t you cover up then?’ ‘Or maybe don’t dress like a stripper or porn star!’ Etc). I doubt all recipients respond this way but I can imagine many would lash out in embarrassment or hurt or shock (at…

If my words were misplaced.

How can there be too many children? That is like saying there are too many flowers .

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

The Bratz company would also love to make it clear that along with not doing Molly, the dolls have never “come alive in the middle of the night to murder and maim their captors” nor have they ever “hidden under a child’s bed and then crawled up to take any limbs poking out of the covers for the “doll devil”.

Fun!

We have a family cemetery that we visit regularly. There are a depressing number of little graves of kids who never had the chance to get immunized.

My daughter and I have started talking about that. She muses about stuff, like - how do you buy a house? How do you get a job? And other stuff that seems mysterious - and she’s beginning to realize that Daddy and I don’t always necessarily know for sure if we’re doing the right things.

My son loves this book..

This was the first thing I thought of, but mostly because I have read it 6,000 times in the past week.

This is basically a Dr. Seuss book...

Good shit. I always remember the very first winter-driving lesson I got from my dad. He took me out to an iced-over parking lot and had me try to run around on it, telling me to turn or stop here and there. It resulted in my falling down and flailing around like a jackass.