Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

You and me both my friend.

if it helps: he probably can’t either

My response is a visceral DO NOT WANT.

SAME.

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

if we’re being real I always get him a moviepass

This is only for Joanna, but the joke’s getting lost here.

If he did, do you think that would finally get his supporters to turn on him? Half of me thinks that they’d find a way to rationalize and justify it, and half of me thinks they’d turn on him instantly like a pack of velociraptor that had just broken out of Jurassic park.

“He’s a drip”

Seeing her and Barack on the Inauguration Day stage - handing the keys to the castle over to Khmer Yuge - is going to be one of the most gut-wrenching things ever.

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

I’m going to miss her so much and can’t wait to see what she does next. She deserves the best vacation ever in the history of the world after all this.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

I heard this on the radio a few minutes ago and it was just what I needed.

This cannot be overstated. Trump supporters with any functioning gray matter know better than to say they’re voting for him, but they absolutely will.

Regarding Boulder’s liberalness - isn’t it also super white? There are plenty of “liberal” white people who, once you get them talking, are blindingly racist, homophobic and misogynistic.

Wait I had the same thing! It was a different molar but they told me they could fuse to the bone, rot, and my whole face would collapse.

The mental image I’m getting from this.....it will never leave me.

Well, it wasn’t a doctor, but my dentist told me my wisdom teeth were basically beneath my cheekbones and there was a chance they could migrate to my eye sockets.