I just want to sound like someone who is blanket.

"I ignore my mom every year because cheese" is neither written nor implied.

You are so win.

I bought it for her. I knew she'd want it at some point, and my sister isn't vegan.

Sorry* for the double—now triple, reply.

I totes spend time with my mother! Just took back Thanksgiving...

You probably get this a lot, but damn, you sound angry!

Perhaps I is. I'm okay with that. :)

Only a little chicken broth! I love that one!

Come on over! Dinner is at 7!

No. Ignored her for not tasting it first. Sounds just as bad, but whatevs. I was 21.

Yay gif! Yay for you being sane!

Hee! I talk to mine constantly. But you could bring me around.

I could hug the stuffin' outta you.

Naw, I chose the teenage way out. But thanks for getting it.

She has done. But I didn't stay mad. And I was 21. For fuck's sake—of course I was an asshole.

Thanks. And don't ignore her every other day.