So your boyfriend's in the Army Reserves and it's activated your manic inner patriot? No, you know what? Don't tell me, because I just don't care. Please, continue to post in all caps on these forums because you're the only woman, ever, who's sent a man off to run around in the woods.

Ok, but when I burn the pot roast, is it bad pot roast, or is it a completely different substance? What about when I eat oysters that aren't fresh?

Only in cartoons. At the original Batman series.

Well, except she really did a number on the bridal shop lady's business. If you can show compassion to a trained nurse who decided to go wedding dress shopping while showing symptoms of Ebola, surely you can sympathize with someone who's had their shop destroyed through no fault of their own?

Just out of curiosity, how long has it been since you've slept?

That blog's a satire, right? Nobody could be that consistently ridiculous.

On the other hand, given his advanced age, it's possible he doesn't get boners period. But of course, that's the fault of random women on the internet and not the effect of gravity or decades of fapping with The Grip Of Death to online images.

I think it's more "that will punish her for not giving me what I want because I am a two year old in an adult body who doesn't understand that women are a) not all my mom and b) exist separate from my opinion."

As a person with chronic mental illness and as someone who's worked extensively with the mentally ill, I'd say we're not more of a burden than anyone else. Part of the stigma comes from society's belief that the mentally ill have nothing to contribute — case in point, Amanda Bynes, who's been more successful in her…

Because PublicAnemone doesn't believe that other women should be able to choose the names they want. She and I have had this discussion before — Amal Clooney could change her name to anything BUT Clooney, as far as PA is concerned, but Clooney is out.

This is so common. When I represented people with mental illness, the number of parents who wanted to ascribe it to drugs was astonishing. I found myself pushing tox results, insisting that their kids were CLEAN, it was a medical condition. Amanda needs people who are willing to accept the science and get her the…

Why paranoid schizophrenics, as opposed to any other mentally ill people? You do know that schizophrenics, especially female schizophrenics with no history of violence, are far less dangerous than the general population, right?

Yes, it is just bullshit that you have to treat women with the same respect you treat men these days. First they said we had to share bathrooms and water fountains with the coloreds, then we had to stop using that Chinee voice when talking to Oriental colleagues and now we can't interrupt women? Seriously, what is the…

Totally a troll. Check his posting history.

Screamin's a troll. He enters conversations with the express purpose of telling men to fuck off, thinking he's fooling everyone into believing he's a "real feminist". Because, you know, the feminist cause is nothing more than shrill, unreasoning hostility.

Oh look, a GGer. Yes, please impersonate a straw feminist and attempt to alienate men from the cause of equality. We can all see you! You're not fooling anyone! Aren't there some media figures you need to be threatening?

And, on behalf of those who found our partners earlier in life, I'd ask couples to think of the children. Seriously, I love you and it would be great to spend the weekend at a lake cabin getting to know your partner's family and friends, but not with a three week old baby. Yes, I can tell you six months in advance of…

It's not what people choose to spend their money on. It's that it's classless to show up in the comments section on Jezebel bragging about spending six figures on your wedding. There's no amount of formalwear that can take the nouveau off of that riche.

When did people become unable to fix their own hair? If you need a team of people and a bunch of money to maintain your hairstyle on a daily basis, you have the wrong damn hairstyle.

Turns out, people with BPD are very treatable; they just don't respond well to conventional therapy. Since conventional therapists labeled them as over dramatic manipulators, that's not surprising. When people with BPD are given respect and the tools they need to control their overwhelming emotions, they get better.