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I saw you on T.V. once. I remembered your name—from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you’re on Netflix now, that somehow the law doesn’t apply to you, that you’re above the law? Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y’know that little logo, the one that says “Netflix”? Well

When did Hollywood decide that adding or subtracting a “The” was sufficient to distinguish between movies, even if they came out only a few years apart and feature overlap in casts? Anyway, I hope you all buy the debut album from my band, Beatles.

Then you haven’t been paying enough attention. Democrats outnumbering Republicans doesn’t matter when the Republicans have spent years gerrymandering districts, passing voting restrictions, and installing judges friendly to these anti-democratic practices. There are a huge number of places where the GOP can win a

“continue our cycles of class-based resentment of mainstream reporting and education-based authority.”

I read that article yesterday, and as a public health worker I actually had trouble sleeping last night because I was so incandescent with rage.

How to Be Pretentious While Pretending Not to Be Pretentious, by Andrew Paul, the author who inspired Spoiling Liberalism for the Rest of Us: Confirming Every GOP Suspicion About Coastal Elites.

^Floridian - cosign. Three relatives in the hospital and one of my current managers (with a wife in health care) have Delta. Two at my part time job recently died. Three others positive and out of the office. Guess what these geniuses had in common? 

Let them die already. Yeah, a few vaccinated people, and a few who are medically unable to get vaccinated will also die. But so will hundreds of thousands of republican nutjobs. Its worth the sacrifice. The mass death of hundreds of thousands of magats is only going to make this country, and the entire world, a much

I like beer.

If we’re lucky. What’s probably going to happen is that most of them will luck out and not get sick, which will just make them even more convinced that they were right to not get vaccinated or take any other precautions, which will just keep this shit going forever, until they finally incubate a variant that fucks all

But what’s especially ironic here is that, although Politico takes time to decently highlight the perfect sociopolitical storm that has given us our current public health stalemate, it simultaneously and repeatedly falls into the same journalistic tropes of both wide-eyed, pitying horror and othering that help to

Those pants are so short they’re actually a belt.

This is where the class warfare aspect of these stories falls apart - I'll bet their version of an "awesome" party is exactly the same as Brett Kavanaugh's. 

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I live a little over an hour away—in Columbia, Missouri, a blue oasis in a sea of red between St. Louis and Kansas City. I can tell you first hand that if you’re awarding Lake of the Ozarks “America’s Hellhole Of The Season”, you can go ahead and make that award out to the entire state. Everything the Politico piece

“Just kinda… reporting Politico’s report. With some extra snark.”

- The A.V. Club

you know, morons. 

The “common clay of the new West” indeed.

A lot of people out there went to one awesome party senior year in high school and seem to spend the rest of their lives trying to recreate it.

Was expecting and hoping for more details on Shorty Pants.

People of the land.