I would watch that one.

Did you ever read his book? I read it on a whim a few years back and absolutely loved it. Would recommend.

I’m going to say no. I’ve seen her in three movies (four including 50 Shades of Grey but LOL) and thought she was awful in all three. Sorry :/

Everyone gave Kristen Stewart shit for years about how she acted in public/interviews and how she was a horrible actress and shit but personally I find Dakota Johnson to be a much worse actress and much more annoying in public. Ugh. I realize they don’t have anything to do with each other, other than both being…

I mean I can’t be 100% sure, but he looks damn close to every old alcoholic I’ve ever known in my life - the bloodshot eyes and red nose with myriad broken blood vessels, the unkempt hair and clothes, unshaven, bloated, etc. To me he looks like he drinks a bottle of Wild Irish Rose for breakfast every morning before…

I’m not saying I would throw a party if I heard she dropped dead/shriveled into a shrunken head/fell through a crack into the earth back to the depths of hell where her cryptkeeper ass belongs, but...yeah, I would. Just like I wouldn’t celebrate if I heard Steve Bannon finally drank himself to death. It would just be…

Queeeeeen. I needed this today.

You forgot when he said that the breadlines in Nicaragua under the Sandinistas were the sign of a healthy economy:

Poor sweet thing. Human beings are so cruel.

I’ve watched that episode about twenty times, it never gets old. The first time I saw it I laughed until I cried.

I always use this person as an example, but this is a guy I have a couple of mutual friends with, I don’t know him personally. I’ve been stalking his page for like 18 months (and still am) just so I could get a feel for what the “Berniecrats” (barf) are raving about at a particular point in time. Just a quick five…

I know a couple. They don’t care. It’s Hillary’s fault, don’t you know?

They're the same people who say things like Hitlery, Killery, Obummer, Obomber, Shitlery, etc. So much wit. So much humor.

Oh you forgot about the wholesome representatives here in Indiana; they also thought it was appropriate to share the fat women meme, and then of course claimed they didn’t know how it got there. I hope every one of these sacks of shit fucking rot, painfully.

My pleasure (I guess? Ew?), thank you kindly for the un-graying!

I didn’t see that you had posted this but yeah, I posted a couple screen grabs from her social media.

Hmm, I guess I’m gonna be that person, but Mandy is married to known POS Pat Dixon, friends with Anthony Cumia, and didn’t she call the woman who accused Cumia of domestic abuse a lying bitch on Twitter? Not to mention mocking the rape victim who carried her mattress around campus? She’s such a gem. Just wanted to…

I know, I came to my senses just in time. I figured it was safer to just bury it all in the backyard in a Ziploc. Just kidding but I’m only laughing because it’s more fun than crying.

For a split second this morning when I read this, I briefly considered just maxing out all my credit cards and spending all my (paltry) savings on whatever I want and just saying “fuck it”. This honestly made me feel so hopeless and it’s only day four.

I’ve said this before and been called an asshole because she’s “in an abusive relationship.” I mean...is she though? We don’t know that for sure. I guess I feel bad that she made a bunch of poor life decisions that landed her with Trump, but again...not really. And then there’s the matter of her being a total piece of…