I would feel exactly 0% bad about it.

Oh I know. I was just being facetious. I saw an interview with some people the other day talking about how Trump was going to bring back coal jobs and I was like No...no...no...these jobs are gone, never to be seen again.

But...but...he promised that the coal jobs would come back! Surely that can’t be a complete load of bullshit, right?

Yes. YES. I have been ranting about this since Trump won. Why are all these people so sure Bernie would have won? Trump didn’t have a chance to start up with the godless atheist/angry old Jew/Socialist/Communist insults against him, of which I’m sure there would be PLENTY. All he’d have to do is start talking about…

Hoosier here. I’m in Indianapolis, which is a fairly liberal spot surrounded by a bunch of ultra conservative, bible beating, fetus worshipping sacks of shit. I read this in the Star last night and I swear my blood pressure...I was like one of those old cartoons where the red just creeps all the way up from my toes to…

The only thing I think of when I see this fuck is this guy:

I thought the same thing! Another hideous “fruit salad” from another era. 

Oh yeah when it opened with the flashback, I had a tiny moment where I thought it was strange, since we don’t really see backstories for any of the humans, but I brushed it off as nothing because I still didn’t think there was enough evidence that he was a host, despite what everyone kept saying for weeks. I was…

That’s true too! Probably more likely I suppose.

Oh shit you’re right, I didn’t even pick up on that! I was even like “the term blood sacrifice again...?” in my head and it didn’t even register.

Yeah when he said “What door?” I was like “Hmm...” but then the line about the blueprint was when it was 100% confirmed and I was like OHHH MAN BERNARD.

When Theresa showed Bernard the blueprint of himself and he said “It doesn’t look like anything to me,” I swear I grabbed my boyfriend’s arm and was like

I know that feeling. I was shocked to see several acquaintances from South Bend who I’m friends with on facebook admit to voting for Trump. People with gay best friends, people with minority friends, people with friends whose parents are immigrants...it was like a slap in the face. Indianapolis is like a semi-liberal…

I’m from Indiana and I’ve seen first hand the damage that Pence can do. He is a hateful, bible beating sack of shit and I HATE that nobody in the media went over the horrible things he did here when he was governor. The RFRA, the HIV epidemic, the abortion bill where you have to bury the fetal remains, the state run…

Oh man, I’m originally from South Bend and now live in Indianapolis and this is 100% true.

My brother told me today that his fiancee and her entire family voted for Trump “because of partial birth abortion.” I was livid. I told him that I think every single person who voted for him is awful, and he told me to “take a step back” because that “offended him”, then condescended to explain to me that “some…

THERE’S TWO TIMELINES!!

I feel this so hard. Every example you gave is spot on.

I’m originally from South Bend, Indiana, and several years back my brother and I went to go see Tim Robbins speak at Notre Dame about a play he was doing with the theater students. It was really great and fascinating and he’s very funny and smart, but one of the last questions of the night was asked by the woman who…

All of the Huffpost comment sections are a toxic waste dump.