Oh yeah, I see them on my facebook already. I’m just over here laughing. Don’t forget about Benghazi! And Elizabeth Warren being a traitor! I need to make a Bernie or Bust bingo card.

When I started looking into it, it was pretty fascinating/disturbing how many chiropractors are also anti-vaxx and anti “Big Pharma”. I’ve never been to a chiropractor but I knew a few kids when I was growing up whose parents were into it, but I really don’t think they were like this. Or if they were, they didn’t…

Anti-vaxxers are the fucking bane of my existence. I have absolutely no patience or understanding for these dumb assholes and I have (stupidly, on my part) spent countless hours investigating their idiotic non-facts and arguing with them about their willful ignorance and their paranoid, delusional conspiracy theories.…

This is every concert I go to. I’m also the person smoking multiple doobs in the parking lot.

I saw Taylor Swift last summer as well, with a (grownass adult male) friend of mine who would absolutely not put his phone away. He’s the most annoying phone person I know, it’s out of control. He’s so attached to his phone that he needs like a hat with the phone dangling in front of his face all day so he can just…

Ahh, I remember a time when John McCain was just a tolerable but somewhat annoying moderate, and not some sanctimonious dickhead. Or was that all a dream?

It’s fucking depressing, honestly. I thought most of my friends were smart enough to not fall for a bunch of conspiracy theories and non-truths from the GOP, but apparently not. Check out this screen snip I took from this guy’s facebook I have a couple mutual friends with. I scrolled through his feed the other day and…

I almost cried at my desk when I read this. That poor girl.

“There’s a crazy man with a scalpel in the ER! He’s demanding to see a quack!!”

That was one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I was like “Is this QVC? Home Shopping Network? Is he really pitching the meat and water that’s sitting on that table behind him during a speech?”

That is literally every post from these people. Have you taken a look at Elizabeth Warren’s facebook? They’re already regurgitating a bunch of GOP talking points and pathetic Benghazi bullshit, I feel like the next logical step is to start screaming about the Reptilians and chemtrails and how Obama is part of the…

I stalk a couple of these Bernie or Bust people on facebook because we have mutual friends, and their mentality is that they don’t care even if Bernie endorses Hillary and says he’ll vote for her, they will never vote for anyone but Bernie. Their pages are LITTERED with memes and non-facts and absurd hashtags about…

If I never hear the terms “status quo”, “establishment”, or “corporate shill” again in my life after this election cycle it will be too soon. I am so sick of this crap. And by that I mean Sanders’ campaign, which is not the same campaign he was running when he started. I kind of regret voting for him in the primary.…

“England and Jordan’s child endangerment charges are due to the fact they had their children present with them and participating in the incident.”

Oooof. It’s always nice when parents involve their children in their shenanigans. I once stopped a woman for shoplifting because I had watched her force her children…

Someone (a fucking batshit conspiracy theorist) explained to me that it’s because Obama was given five tasks from the Illuminati to complete by the end of his term. The fifth one is doing away with the 2nd Amendment, so that’s why there’s all these mass shootings - Obama is trying to complete his fifth task. Also he…

Considering the people who have called me names and accused me of being a shill and said “I don’t believe you, you’re a liar just like her” when I told them I voted for Bernie in the primary but still support Hillary are (for the most part) young, aggressive white dudes, this surprises me approximately 0%. Thank you…

Absolutely infuriating. She can’t do anything correctly according to the media and the angry mobs, it’s pretty mindblowing. She showed emotion - she’s too emotional! She didn’t show emotion - she’s too cold and unfeeling! She wears something fancy - how dare she spend money on CLOTHES when she’s supposed to care about…

100%. I think that was reflected in the numbers in California last night, although most of the comments I read today still insist that Bernie was robbed and Hillary cheated because she’s the devil/a Reptilian/in cahoots with Trump/a sorceress. It’s fucking exhausting.

God I wish I could star this more than once. I feel like these “YEAH BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!” people are the ones still drawing the anarchy symbol on their notebooks.

Side note, a Bernie Sanders fanatic I know personally was going on a few weeks ago about “Maybe what this country needs IS anarchy!” I was like “Please.…

For real. And I don’t even hate Bernie Sanders - my parents have been getting his newsletters and following him for almost a decade so we were aware of him when he started his campaign, and we were all super excited about it. But it’s just time to face reality and a good portion of his supporters are insufferable…