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WhiteTrashTank
whitetrashtank

Back in ye olden days, we bought everything from sellers on eBay with money orders! Sent in envelopes! With stamps! Money orders!

“I care enough to read an article about eligibility for the Hall of Fame, and I care enough to comment on an article about eligibility for the Hall of Fame. Therefore, I am one of the select few people qualified to point out that many other people don’t care about eligibility for the Hall of Fame.”  

“Want to see the cheers I came up with for the new high school?”

No politics please

Lee, a senior from Dothan, Ala. majoring in criminal justice...

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

“I haven’t seen a kicker pull this off since the Colts did it three years ago during a Thursday night game.”

Two things:

The cop had a natural reaction that was far and away the wrong reaction. I just don’t get why the natural reaction is to put every bit of blame on the cop. Society has a duty to not be shitty. If this woman doesn’t act like a fuck, they don’t have to fuck up a restraint in the first place.

Can Deadspin stop its anti-football BS? All this criticism of the NFL and football generally, when we all know damn well that Deadspin, a sports site, would be dead in the water without football.

“Never go to football games.”

Why? Is he supposed to be hit repeatedly without stopping it.

Yeah... it’s the cops fault she’s a shitty person.

No. That is evidence that one man ran in front of another running man and was knocked down. Also, an attorney would point out in court the first man was not authorized to be running in that spot, while the second man was.

Cool story, bro. This article is about national chains, though, so NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOCAL PLACES.

Or maybe he’s a fucking idiot that got wasted, forgot he ordered food, and pointed a gun in the face of a girl delivering his food.

so then stay home. otherwise, its your job. of course i would tip more than a dollar, but if you don’t wanna “risk life and limb” find another job.

Man up and do your job, son.

I guess I forgot that women are incapable of doing anything wrong and men are always at fault always no matter what.

Jezebel is the next door over. And I was interested in a relationship with her. Being that this is a funny story post though, saying I didn't get to see her boobs is more amusing than "we didn't get to enter into a relationship."