Well, it won all the Oscars that year, right? I still vividly remember Optimus Primes acceptance speech where he spoke on the plight of the endangered scraplet.

Because Batman doesn’t shoot guns! Except all the guns he shot in the film...

Yeah, I mean look at the box office too. Lots of money means people thought it was great, and that’s why Transformers: Age of Extinction was the best film of 2014.

So, why did the worlds greatest detective, when deciding to murder somebody, make a giant spear? why not just some bullets? Gas Superman, shoot him, fin.

Ugh You’re just some dumbass Marvel fanboy that clearly can’t understand just how smart the movie was. You see, Snyder went for a more cerebral look at the childish comic book movies that Marvel has been forcing on us. Clearly, we needed to see Batman’s origin again (but done properly this time!) and a double down on…