One random Sunday morning I heard a “kids for cars” rendition. It was hilarious.

Omggggggg black athletes are amazinggggggggggggggggg

If you don't love Adele then you're sexist

Tom Ley definitively jerked off to 13 year old Porzingis.

So you’re for men fucking each other up the ass

Draper is just trolling with his lack of talent. He's actually james Joyce but is impersonating a totally hapless sports writer for the millennial Ulysses.

Kevin draper got paid to write this

Would you be so complimentary of a white player holding out? Didn't think so

What is this lazy “NAME is the best ___” trope that deadspin relentlessly pushes? It's like tom Ley can't write an article that doesn't fit neatly into this rubric

But he's just an introvert and totally didn't act like a douche to the media for personal gain. Oh wait. Yes he did.

This amuses me. Social justice warriors blame the plight of black people on the white oppressor. Then black athletes get rich and still fuck up. Somehow still whitey’s fault. Amirite?

Plus he's black so we can write this story without talking about the white oppressor.

The evil white man exploiting the innocent black scholar. Amirite

Maybe at Michigan state. But how about duke northwestern wake forest Stanford rice etc. tell me that a few concussions isn’t worth a scholly from an elite school. Please tell me that athletes are victims. If get my head crushed in for a free ride to Stanford and so would you.

Strong take. What were his SAT scores and grades? Are they consistent with admission to Michigan State? Or did he get in for being an athlete ?

Black athletes commit a fuckload of crime. When was the last time a pga tour player not named dustin johnson was in trouble?

Black athlete commits hit and run. Gets article on deadspin. Billy Beene uses too much water and gets the exact same treatment. Yea. No bias here. Fuck whitey

Kevin draper is on the warpath against rich white men tonight. You can see the hate in every poorly structured sentence. Blast on kevin. Blast on. They're the reason you can't write.