She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

It doesn’t matter, even if she was created with donated sperm he was still her father. She’s lovely, and entitled to her whacked out conspiracy theory about her father’s death.

Does anyone really believe that Paris is Michael Jackson biological kid? Anyone? Really?

Fuck that paparazzi asshole.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

This is accurate. This week I’ve manged to feed my kids dinner with veg, get them to do their homework, all of it, and get them to bed (ON TIME BITCHES!). I’ve been early to work, appropriately dressed with mascara AND eyeliner. I am a wrecking ball of productivity. Hell I may even give my husband a blowjob this…

Since all children are not the same, how about you parent your children the way the works best for you and let other people do the same? As long as what’s being done isn’t abuse, it’s done for the right reasons, and it’s not done out of anger, I don’t see a problem with it. You might, and you are free to do what you…

I. Am. Furious.

Minutes on google will make you understand.

I recommend you don’t try to educate yourself.
Its pretty horrible.

No, he should die. As Clint Eastwood said, “It’s a hell of a thing, killin’ a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”

These fucking idiots that voted red in Kentucky. I am laughing in your stupid fucking face right now. They just reduced the fucking minimum wage and did away with prevailing wage! There’s your republican vote in action!

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

Fine with me. Throw the book at them.

Never underestimate stupid. It has a consistent way of out doing itself.

And all this time I’ve been mad at Yuri on Ice for ripping off The Cutting Edge.

The Cutting Edge wants a word with you both.

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

I have been a fan of Pentatonix since they first started,* and it’s been surreal watching them blow up. Bobby dearest, I get why you may be under the mistaken impression that these guys suck, but the fact of the matter is that they’re actually really incredible from both a creative standpoint and a technical one. They…

Sigh... this is not what I come to Jezebel for. If you’re not into them you’re not into them, all good. But they’re not harming you/anyone, soooo... maybe drop it?

Seems kind of financially unrealistic, but I don’t have a problem with it in theory. Personally, I would have just been happy for both of my parents to simply be willing to get along to be in my life. I didn’t care about getting shuffled back and forth or being in my family home, I just wanted both of my parents to…