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It's funny how often people presume that meat is the easiest way to get a bug, but they ignore how often you hear stories of people getting ill from spinach or whatever.

I am oddly upset by this :/ I haven't even thought about Donnie Wahlberg since I was like, 7. Residual childhood NKOTB obsessiveness, I suppose.

Kendall Jenner is also an actual working model, so I think there's some jealousy coming into play rather than her pointing out that Kendall isn't a real model. Which is a pathetic thing to point out to some teenagers.

Lies!!!!!

Yeah. It's upsetting to see snow more than halfway through April. I know I had the same reaction today :(.

Me too! I lol'd. Gotta hand that round to Ireland Baldwin. Although Kiko is right about one thing though, having a rich dad won't make you a super model... but being tall and stunning will. They may have rich parents... but those 3 girls are really beautiful!

My best friend at the time (who was one of those pretty blonde girls who always got everything she wanted and was so pretty to boot while I was SUPER awkward) got Jonathan and I got Jordan. Almost 25 years later, we now know that I got the hot one and she got the gay one. Hee.

Ha! I saw them at the Celtics Game a few months ago. Looked pretty cozy, if slightly Rubellish

I think you mean empathizing, not emphasizing, sorry to nitpick, just had trouble reading it the first time.

(it was kinda a joke)

When mine snores, I pinch his nose gently so he can't breathe and wakes up with a start. Then I look over, rest my hands lovingly on his chest, and mutter, "Baby!?! What's wrong? Did you have a bad dream". I'm evil, clearly, but snoring is intolerable.

She looks great. If she's had work, it's restrained and I would like her doc's digits in case I ever come into plastic surgeon/facialist on speed dial amount of money.

Entwiners have no idea how intrusive they are. They have confused sandbagging your body with their dead weight for love.

Yes! This is how my nights used to go - i snore, he kicks me all night, he snores, he takes all the sheets/blankets and BLAMES ME for taking them (even after i showed him the excess hanging off his side of the bed in the morning whilst i had none!) I secretly wanted my own room and would sleep on the couch

How do relationships last unless there's a third party in the form of a king sized bed,I honestly do not know.

I know. I am a horrible sleeper too, and my ex was an entwiner. I could not figure out why I kept getting more and more depressed. I had NO joy in life. I just dragged myself around all day. Then he got a bad cold, and we slept in separate rooms. I woke up feeling like Richard Simmons turned up to 11. It was AMAZING

common core

But when it's time to pass out, who even knows if your partner is still cuddling you. You're asleep!

Good grief, no. I bet they think couples should spend all their leisure time together, too.

Now we are sleep-distance shaming and sad-shaming? Jesus I don't have time for this.