"Minnie Driver is a national treasure and I don't care who hears me say it."

So...you think Jimmy Fallon is a nasty person because after you glared at him and behaved like an assshole for no reason he looked at you angrily? Um, ok.

He's not an addict. Just a cheating idiot.

For fuck's sake, Tori almost DIED during her last pregnancy. What is wrong with that man that he reacts by saying, "there isn't enough sex"? I just can't.

Dear Tori and Dean,

I know, right? Mary Jo Eustace is probably having a cocktail and laughing her ass off at Ms. Spelling for actually thinking it wouldn't happen to her, too.

I'm a bartender, but I do pick up serving shifts. I hate it. Always happy to work in a dark bar where I turn away babies and teen agers.

Joyce Carol Oates: kind of a buzzkill

I hate her so fucking much. Why is she always on media "shortlists" of possible Nobel Prize winners? You know who should get a Nobel Prize before her? My cat. He's a fucking genius compared to that woman.

Well clearly this wins. I mean, I've only read about 3 so far, but I really don't see what could beat your story. TUPAC PICKED YOUR TATTOO.

Oh! I met him too, in Nicaragua. We heard he was in town so we deliberately went to a restaurant it was rumored he'd visit but he never showed so we drank and ate and gave up. Waaaay later around midnight we're all tipsy-ish and I see these people and a big box, lo and behold its Bourdain walking down the street to…

He's Samoan, right? I would guess not.

my friend has a bottle of Zac Efron backwash

I'm pretty sure my status as An Old has been cemented, and if it hasn't, it will be now. Spring Break '93 and my friends and I decide to fly out and crash at my roommate's brother's apartment in West Hollywood. Well, one of my friends' boyfriends was a big tattoo guy, and he wanted a t-shirt from Sunset Strip Tattoos,…

I used to work in high-end menswear retail in Manhattan (I now work in media, which is a whole other set of weird encounters). We got a lot of celebrity customers. I spent the better part of half an hour helping Kyle McLachlan pick out a tie. Jason Bateman was a total sweetheart and very low-key but personable. Shaun…

Yes. Exactly. Not all people want kids. (I do, but that's my own choice.) We need to stop demonising those who don't. We aren't on the Red list of endangered species.

I rode in an elevator with Dwayne Johnson when I was in high school and he was still "The Rock". He said "Hey dollface" and gave me a megawatt smile. And that was that.

Yes! I am a cat person, but my last cat was more dog than cat (23lb monster animal...not fat, just...vast.)

This whole article seems to be predicated on the assumption that if someone doesn't want a kid yet, then they're irresponsible and lazy. It is possible for someone to not want children and still be capable of understanding how to take care of something. Most of us got the "a pet is a big responsibility!" talk when we…

I'm a cat person, and I liked this comment, but I gotta say, dogs are wonderful and amazing in their particular canine way.