Wait, wait, wait. So not only is Anna Kendrick pretty, funny, and can sing and act, but she can DANCE, too?!

I'm sorry, are you being purposefully obtuse? I read Virgil in my English classes in college. Sure, it's a translation, but it's still part of the rich tradition of storytelling that are the building blocks of civilization.

One must never be flippant when referring to Scarlet Johansson! Let's give her a new nickname befitting her status as a very serious artist and person. I nominate "Doucheface" but I bet someone here can do better. Also, I am SO glad people are still quoting "Mr. Show."

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and beliefs.

Oh, dear. I wouldn't want an actress to think that some people consider her to be of about the same level of importance as a pop star...

And this is why people with English degrees are important. Liberal arts FTW.

Oops. Guess I shouldn't have surfed Wikiquote until I found something vaguely meaningful-sounding. My bad, guys.

Depends on what you're looking for. Fagles for a poetic version that isn't necessarily as close to the original language as it could be, Fitzgerald for a readable narrative that loses a bit of Virgil's poetic style in the direct translation, and Ahl for a well-cited version that gives you ample historical context.

That was my first thought! Some unpaid intern found this on Bing. "Siri, what's a really deep quote about never forgetting, from like Homer or some shit?" Reason #75,980 that the humanities (and knowing about our past because of the study of history and classics) matter!

you mean "1 in 100,000," which I would have let slide, except the point of your comment is how stupid Americans are.

Fagles. hands down.

I avoid Facebook because it gives me major anxiety. I rarely post updates, maybe once every six months. When I do, I always regret it. I check FB every ten minutes for a few hours after I post, bemoaning the mere two likes I got from people who I know like everything. Then someone posts a comment and I'm so happy I…

You seem pleasant.

I started noticing how bad I felt after logging into FB a few years ago... Yes it is a time suck. And everyone is posting things about their sweet boyfriend who made them a gourmet meal after they got home from the gym. And I don't have a boyfriend but my cat watched me kill a two cheeseburger meal in 5 minutes flat…

Ahahahaha! Oh no, rogue pubes are the worst (especially if you are not sure who's they are and they defo aren't yours :/ :/ :/). I didn't mind sharing showers/toilets at uni (unisex as well) but man...pubes everywhere sometimes *shudders* Don't need those sticking to my feet bleh.

GRRRR! I don't care how you feel about pubic hair as long as you apply it to your own personal life and stay out of everyone else's More importantly, how about don't fucking touch other people's damn hair! And to start patting Richard's hair while making a comment about pubic hair is so fucking disrespectful.

The only time I was ever bothered by other people's pube grooming habits was in college.

When he thought he saw a stranger, did he then chase your mom into the bathroom with a gun while she was screaming loud enough for multiple neighbors to hear, and shoot four times through a closed door? Because that doesn't really sound like the same thing.

This could have been funny if you didn't italic everything, I swear we are smart enough to get it either way around here

I don't buy the burglars were in Oscar's house theory. Why the hell would anyone rob a garbage can?