Those two things don't always go together. Some sudden deaths have very obvious causes (Paul Walker's, for instance). All they're doing is telling people that they'll need to investigate before they release a cause of death.

What? Holy shit.

so unbelievably tragic and the internet still finds a way to surprise me with it's fuckery. since when is "i didn't even know who she was" an appropriate addition to the conversation?

Does anyone else think A.J. is such. a. boss? I hate the very idea of "life coaches," but A.J. has her shit together and seems like she's been gifted with the ability to truly motivate people.

When I see "Courtenay Semel" written I can't help but pronounce it as "core-teh-NAY" in my head with a valley girl accent and I chuckle to myself.

I think I know how this will end. And it's a shame, because we've seen it before.

If Sharane was my life coach, I would clean my act up quick, and the only payment I would need is to watch her and Sidney clean up the dance floor.

The best thing that could happen to Lindsay would be to vanish. Seriously, she needs to go away for two to three years. She has never had any sort of normalcy in her life, so it's totally unsurprising she lacks all basic ability to function.

Somewhere, in the back of my brain, I had a little, tiny bit of respect for Oprah. The whole anti-vax, The Secret, swallowing your words causes hypothyroidism, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, etc stuff had eaten away at quite a bit of it. But I still had some.

I don't have any let now, though. Lohan is clearly in need of…

My friend's 14 year old sister makes this same face for selfies.

Someone give Oscar an Oscar! (And also a life sentence for murder.)

THIS. Sorry that you feel bad about killing someone's beloved daughter in an act of domestic violence, dude who still gets to be alive.

My 3 year old nephew threw a fit this last holiday season because I tried to take my iPad out of site so he wouldn't mess with it. My friend's kids also recently threw a fit in a restaurant because I took my phone out, they saw it and tried to pry it out of my hands for a few minutes before their damn parents finally…

I do not. Good looks aside and all, they both have so many rumored and reported instances of rage issues and violence between them that I have a hard time seeing how this could possibly be a great idea.

Oh, does court just get paused for the day now if the defendant is tired and sleepy?

RIP Mickey. Thank you for making it so that I'll never have to bore my children with Breakfast At Tiffany's

kinjA is aLl kinds Of messIng with commENttIng from Phones. (purposefully uncorrected case in point. )

My mother was involved in a head-on collision with a drunk driver, and probably would have died had she not been wearing her seatbelt (as it was, she had some pretty serious injuries that took many months to heal). So, the two lessons here are 1) Always wear a seatbelt and 2) DON'T BE A STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO…

He may look jolly but strangulation? Of his girlfriend? That's a major domestic violence red flag. He's really dangerous iF That's true.

Whew! I'm not alone in thinking that using a second-person point of view is completely avoidant and dodgy. It drives me almost as crazy as "mistakes were made" passive voice statements.