Agreed. This was hilarious. You can tell it was done with love for the genre because of how detailed the pastiche was.

I am pretty sure this was the plot to Heat. If not, it should have been.

What is it made of? I don't know

I get whiskers in two patches growing on the undersides of my chin.

Well, there's the innate things - I too have that one belly pube, and another down by my knee. Totally pubic. BY MY KNEE. I'm like "Hair, what are you doing down there?"

I'm really glad I'm not the only one with nipple issues!! Pale skin + dark hair + PCOS = feeling gross and hairy. It's worst on my stomach.

I have to keep reminding my mom that people with all of their limbs find the term "one-legged cripple" offensive, which is why they stare at her in horror when she says stuff like that.

The quote is bullshit. The word "dumb" is Germanic, means silent and is centuries after Aristotle.

One of the characters on Walking Dead uses one. She's probably the most bad ass person on the show.

seems to me that sheltering a non-related male with a family with small children is a questionable practice in itself.

I reported a neighbor who screamed profanity and abuse at his kid every day for weeks, like, you would try to sit in the yard, but you would hear what a useless piece of motherfucking shit his kid was, and it would kind of take the sunshine out of the afternoon.

"...this case could be a good opportunity to make sure that everyone working in a capacity that requires them to be a mandated reporter is trained well and knows the rules of reporting. While Schwab says that the staff never saw anything that could be reported, it's hard to believe that such abuse could have gone on…

This is an extreme tragedy and I hope the individuals are punished to the furthest extent of the law.

Apparently when the zombie apocalypse hits, most female Disney characters will immediately bare their midriffs.

It is hard. But what's even harder is that these cases are so hard to assess and these kinds of extreme cases so hard to predict, that I am not sure that the workers could have imagined, though reporting it to childline would have probably been a good idea.

If you're that hung over, you shouldn't be driving anyway. Doesn't matter if you barf or not.

The original founders of TWoP are now all at Previously.TV and they have a hilarious weekly podcast! Run don't walk!!!

On the next season of Degrassi: Much Much Later.

An article purporting to express sympathy for a person who committed a crime should probably refrain from calling her a "murderer" when she was convicted of involuntary manslaughter. Murder and involuntary manslaughter are two different crimes that say vastly different things about the depravity and culpability of…

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