R'com'end'd

There are vapid people in the U.S. (like there are in every other country in the world), but to dismiss an entire country as vapid, self-centered and money hungry shows a complete lack of understanding of the U.S. and the world at large. Most people in America hate the Kardashians and everything they stand for.…

I won't disagree on your characterization of many Americans, but um, are you saying your countrymen and women are uniquely superior? I say that because of your use of "the states." Because I find that concept hilarious. You don't think there are any vapid, shallow people in Europe or anywhere else? I can assure you…

She has all of the charisma and acting skill of an upside down broom. And the screen presence of a ghost. We just don't need her.

So do we get to mock her for not being able to hang on to these companions? I mean, that's what Joan Rivers would do.

Okay well SOMEONE bullied Anna Wintour into it. She was throwing some serious shade for a while (Someone please find all the quotes. They are hilarious). It's hard to believe she just woke up in the morning and was like "OMG! Kim K is stunning and needs a cover." It seems more likely that the idea kept being pushed…

I may be overthinking this. Kerry Washington is talented and gorgeous and wonderful. I know it's Twitter. But, spelling "your" as "u're" does not save a single. Fucking. Character.

Also, what is the deal with men and spitting? I have never felt the need to spit (yes, OK, insert swallow jokes here if you must) but men are spitting everywhere I go... on the sidewalk, out their car windows, etc. Do men produce more saliva? Am I supposed to be spitting or wanting to spit.

It would be cute though, if they had children playing the other roles. Then they would look like average size adults.

Most important thing I learned from the video is how to pronounce "Kerr".

Good. Gum is disgusting, and even people who think they're chewing it quietly and inoffensively usually aren't. People who intentionally crack and pop it need a smack upside the head.

My sister used to pull it out of her mouth in long strands and play with it, and then shake her sticky fingers in my face.

While Kim doesn't "brag" about her roots, she does mention them.

I cannot stand to see, hear, or smell someone chewing gum. So nasty. Any type of chewing/slurping noise drives me up the wall.

Well, the thing is, I don't stay sane. It takes so much effort to contain an epic fit it's becoming a problem. It is mentally exhausting. I'm becoming increasingly rude to her, and she doesn't understand why and probably just thinks I'm a bitch. And those are just the things that slip out, she had no idea how much I'm…

I worked as a server in Las Vegas, NV and in Tucson, AZ. I learned a lot about international tipping habits. Bad tippers include: Europeans especially the British, Canadians (who were the worst because they were really nice and didn't seem foreign, and then they didn't tip, and it was emotionally confusing), Japanese,…

DIE GUM, DIE. The sound of gum smacking/popping is enough to drive me absolutely insane.

Oh, this makes me happy. I always think its weird when people desperately ask, "Do you have gum?! I really need gum!!!"

I'm still on the fence regarding cloud backup for the obvious potential security issues.

Back up to the internet (recommended) with a program like Crashplan or Backblaze. This is preferred. It's very easy to set up, and ensures that your data is kept safe even if your house catches fire or gets burgled.