That’s kind of pathetic but okay.

The comparison to yard sales is just hilariously bad. So many problems there. Plus, everyone chiming in saying this is exactly what corporations do? Yeah, I think they’re forgetting a few things here and there. Like it or not, Kohl’s is pretty much within the law, and this FlimFlam person is not. I’m not intimately…

Too sweet! I hope things get easier for her from here on out.

Exactly. It’s like, so glad you found a source of income that accommodates your Oppositional Defiant Disorder there, sport. I also very much enjoy how s/he assumes that every other job the rest of us have must be inherently miserable. Mine happens to be a pretty great combination of intellectual freedom, support from…

So strong, so intense, and so defensive!

Haha, okay! I’ll assume “aspirational.” ;)

Me too! And not all cases of ADHD, OCD, etc. are, like, turbo-hysterical anyway. She seems perfectly capable of pausing to hug someone and smile for a picture.

I have some of those things but people still like me...

Wow! Fancy rich parents or just parents with big dreams?

Sucks that they couldn’t get it fair and square in the first place, though. LP is not my thing but I know how I felt when scalpers pretty much ruined the final Grateful Dead ticket release this year.

Why in the world would you assume you know what taxes I pay? You are one of the weirdest motherfuckers I’ve encountered on this site, and that’s saying a lot.

In case anyone else was curious:

It’s me! That’s the secret! I’ll never run out of work because there are more self-righteous morons than I could possibly deal with. Care to click this shady link? Your computer will try to tell you it’s spam, but I promise it’s a totally legit work-from-home opportunity. You can take vacations whenever you want and…

I professionally call out jackasses on Jezebel.com. I make like $120k per year in my spare time.

So true!

Good point, didn’t even think of that!

Oh wait, never mind. You’re probably referring to how I think Ben Affleck is an idiot for trying to hide his slaveowning past. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but your shitty spelling and punctuation should have tipped me off that you’re insane. Flagged and dismissed. Bye bitch!

Weird racial shit? I honestly don’t know what you’re referring to. Would you mind sending me a link? I haven’t said anything racial at all, which makes me wonder if I have an impostor. That would also explain why you think I’m “on the internet all the time” (I barely post during the week). Of course, you’d have to be…

No, but you literally typed out a stutter. That’s some tiresome rhetoric. I’ve already said like 12 times in this thread you haven’t bothered to read before spouting off that I don’t even care to own Lilly Pulitzer merchandise. I hate cheaters and people who think the rules don’t apply to them, and I think very, very…

I wasn’t trying to hurt your feelings.