God, I need to win the lottery... :(

People, people!!! Attention, Attention!!!
Stop trying to work on your vacation. Stop promising to work on your vacation. Stop wanting to work while on vacation. Stop thinking you’ll work while on vacation. Stop taking your laptop with you on vacation. You are on vacation for a reason - you needed time away from…

But how is he at pinball?

There are multiple sources of free certificates. Let’s Encrypt is probably the best known, but you can also get them from services like Cloudflare. In the case of Let’s Encrypt specifically, it’s literally the opposite of your statement. Google is a sponsor of LE (i.e. they pay to make free certificates available).

Then again, considering some of the candidates running on the GOP ticket, the rape essays might actually garner him some Republican votes.

was the keep called Palestine

You’re just a pawn of the evil GLaD0S establishment. The cake is a lie and so is the friend zone!

The friend zone, much like the cake, is a lie.

Edge FTW!!!

Too bad he didn’t go to Atlanta. They could use another Sherman.

I’m a mech eng with a rather profound knowledge of engineering dynamics.

I’m a filthy capitalist so y’all will have to explain to me why it’s wrong to not want to piss off an advertiser.

Both need to be defamatory statements and incorrect. Libel is when the statements are written, Slander is when they are spoken.