Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

In seriousness, it’d be very difficult to copy exactly what Boston has done because (hopefully?) no other team is as dumb as Brooklyn was. Boston hasn’t needed to tank because another team is doing it for them. But even setting that aside, the key difference between the 76ers and Celtics has been what they consider to…

Scalabrine was convinced on the post game show that Thomas spotted him right before he started his drive. And if anyone knows about shooting open corner 3's...

...and don’t look now but Boston is third in the East and has three first-round draft picks this summer.

My god that’s pretty. Thomas is such a fun player. I can’t recall another player that was so tiny, fearless, and lefty.

The Celtics this year are a treat to watch. I have no idea why Danny Ainge insists on wanting to bring in Kevin Love. Maybe he just wants Kelly Olynik to dislocate his shoulder more often.

Seriously. I hated it when Jeter did it, and I don’t plan to hate it any less when Ortiz does it. (I also look forward to the stories about how Ortiz is selfish for doing a farewell tour, when Jeter was “No Drama” Derek for it.)

The dozens of fans there I'm sure will give Papi his due.

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

My god that is an incredibly punchable face.

I love this comment. And I’d like all of you to love this comment too. And so tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love it.

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

Globe story reveals that more than two thirds of people on board had no idea it was a Gronk cruise until they showed up

“Please know that we take responsibility for the poor judgment that was exercised in this instance”

He taught Geomancy at Hogwarts for a couple years, didn’t he?

There will also be a peer review led by Vox Media editorial director Lockhart Steele

THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors.

That was one of the big problems with this piece. This guy, who probably pitched this piece because he wanted to re-use the reporting/sources he had from Holtzclaw’s college football career, thought he was doing something in the vein of “Serial” or “Making A Murderer.” But he never actually investigated the case or…