This is not an option, Chandler, if you do not smoke this then we have a problem.

“I think Chandler Jones might have smoked a ton of PCP that night. I know I just did.”
/rips Golic in half with his bare hands

Not like ESPN to fabricate stories about the Patriots.

Chandler really should’ve had a fall guy ready to run into the police station with no shirt and shoes though. Kids these days.

In fairness, this is ESPN drug analyst Cris Carter’s area of expertise.

I officiated 4 of his games in high school. He was a complete and total infantile jack ass. He played in a region that included Eric Berry and Morgan Burnett who were typical high school kids despite being 1st rounders themselves. All three played qb by the way and all three were incredible on the field

Because he robbed his fellow students at Florida and played for one of college football’s all-time dirtiest teams at Auburn.

Dear Blair Walsh,

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

I acknowledge making great leaps of inference, use of disproved misinformation and fantastical ideation. Somehow I still haven’t been offered a position at WEEI.

This whole thing further proves what I’ve been saying for years: Lou Merloni is our Walter Cronkite.

I met Brad Stevens during his time at Butler, I was working in the athletic department of another Horizon League school — as what amounted to a non-coaching graduate assistant role — at the very bottom of the department hierarchy. At one point, we found ourselves alone in a staging area outside of Butler’s locker room…

This rips my heart out.

A man who was loved, and who did what he loved.

25 years old. This sucks.

I started reading this the other day and that line stopped me dead in my tracks. Too many people around to start bawling.

right in the fucking chest feels.

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.