man if i was accused of dating every guy i got stoned with.......

Sean Penn - Bruce Springsteen’s doppel-douchebag.

I think a detailed knowledge of the rules at fanfiction.net limits the extent to which you get to throw “creepy” around.

I thought it was sweet.

She’s a teenager who is the very youngest of an extremely large, extremely rich family who has been told for a very long time that she’s special and people care what she thinks. It would be a miracle if she wasn’t insufferable right now.

I find great value in your brevity.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

You know he’s a gamergater

I feel so weird about Bieber now. He's put out a few good songs lately and I feel very conflicted singing them in the car.

I used to live in Montgomery County myself, and the MILF-hunting lawyer seems less interested in correcting the record than in blindly defending Castor, who just got his ass handed to him in a November election (which itself is a pretty big part of the answer to “why charges now?”). MILFman is probably drinking…

Sheesh man, I’m not a Deadstan, but pardon Diana if she isn’t immediately ready to trust every last resume detail from an Internet commenter named MILF Hunter. I mean, at least tack on Esquire, heh.

You are right! I am not a lawyer. And I thank God for that every day.

Sorry all those people are so boring.

I imagine she gets a lot of shit for anything and everything. She’s probably just fending the shit off ahead of time.

Ways Hillary is like my Oma: I love her, but I’d rather have Bernie in the White House.

selling it as “bar-to-bean.”