Excuse me, America. Are you quite finished yet?

I get you but just hear me out: the Kardashians are a band of women who are making money on their own terms, and (for better or for worse) proud of their choices and their lifestyles. They may not always want the world to believe they’re feminists...because their success rides on mainstream acceptance, but they are…

Miserable pregnant Kim Kardashian is my favorite Kardashian now that Khloe has been assimilated. That being said, it’s only a matter of time before someone tells her to shut up and be happy that she can have children.

Bomani Jones made a good point about how this freelancer was the only media person willing to pursue this story and that all those journalists bitching about the 1st Amendment and mizzou are cowards when it comes to cases like this.

It doesn’t matter what you give them; you’ll never actually see them use it. You’ll just find it unopened, tucked away in a drawer when you clean out their house after they die.

Go to gay bars, thats where men buy other men drinks.

For some godforsaken reason I’ve started watching this show and it’s fascinating. I now understand and am interested in these timelines.

Taking one contributor over from Gawker—who, BTW, I was jealous they snagged and wish we had—is not shifting the entire tone of the site. Chill out.

Way to kill my dreams of Post-apocalyptic America.

Just put The Toast on my feedly. I will follow your snarky beautiful ass every where, Jane Marie. (Im outside your window rn - please throw down a bottled water or two so I don’t dehydrate.)

thank you for all of your hard work and making this site really fun. i love you, jane!

This has been my favorite place on the internet. I am really sorry to see it go. And for the record, I think Gawker Media is making a huge mistake here (lots of mistakes on their part this week, actually).

Khloe has returned to the top Kardashian spot in my heart.

duh he’s trying to survive a zombie apocalypse here...

Have no feelings at all on this article other than “mmmmmmm Daryl.”

“Upscale Millenials” is the name of the whitest boy band ever

I want to know what Mr. Bobby would have put in that three letter space.

Kim’s old nose.

Yeah, she's got that placenta thing where it embeds itself and doesn't just release like it's supposed to. It's really dangerous. Plus childbirth IS painful. She's allowed to say so.

Actually, I think she had a pretty hard birth experience. Didn’t she nearly bleed out or something? She’s said she was really fearful of pregnancy the second time because the first nearly killed her.