Forgive me for wishing Bradley had written an actual article about the One Lap that would have engaged my interest instead of regurgitating a press release fed to him by a tire company. I know it’s Sunday morning on Gawker Media Group, but this is some lazy bullshit.  

Oh my god. Found on Twitter. He did actually workout in preparation for May Day

This has to be the work of University of Toronto Engineering Students.

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

I’m willing to bet a 6-pack of non-crappy beer that Bauer is registered to at least one message board site with a user name that includes some variation of “rational” or “reason”.

This isn’t 2008 when you were driving a 17mpg SUV instead of a 24mpg car... you’re driving a 25mpg crossover instead of a 28mpg car,

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

People still bought the Corolla because it is a Corolla it had a reputation for being pretty much bulletproof (and still does).

Let’s compare Beige to Beige. Still don’t like the new one?

My hat’s off to the arresting officer. Watch the video of the arrest. The suspect was holding a cell phone like a gun, seeming to be attempting suicide by police, and the officer kept a level head and was able to arrest him without any violence.

Ah well, it’s sad to see. Although I wouldn’t entirely rule him out maybe having a bounceback year it sure looks like his time as an effective major leaguer might be done.

Counterpoint: I can’t think of a single example where it doesn’t look great. Admittedly, the LX’s grille looked surprisingly oversized at first, but now I quite like it, and it’s way better than the other bland crap in its segment.

What? No mention of their now-deleted tweet as to how the game would certainly go on tonight because of the roof?

Waiting in the Toyota lobby like

There is absolutely nothing wrong, illegal, or immoral about charging the labor time set by the manufacturer and it taking far less time to actually do the job. For a Mercedes transmission service, I suspect the tech had to use a piece of equipment that cost many thousands of dollars. How about the multi-thousand…

Bizarre the amount of petty vitriol directed at these two over the years; they are two of the coolest, nicest, classiest dudes in all of hockey.

Because most people don’t give a shit. And I understand why. Cars are expensive, their reliability is always overrated, and for the most part they should just be treated as tools that you throw away when they’re used up. Now, this goes against the Jalop mindset, but I believe these cars have a place. Like the minivan,…

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some…