He looks like expired ham with glasses 

I wonder if the Sheriff Leaf also thinks that it is within the militia’s rights to “arrest” the governor of another state.

Dar Leaf looks like Paul Blart has a baby with Dwight Schrute.

“Fine people” I’m sure.  I wonder how many of them he’s invited to be “poll watchers.”

Nope, just Patriots. 

It became a valid question as soon as they made it one. Republicans and the nominee have been parading out her kids since her superspreader event announcement a couple weeks ago.

I really don’t give a fuck about her kids and neither should the GOP.

Let’s not make this another GOP family values circus where they get to distract us from their (lack of) leadership on Covid-19.

It’s amazing what alternate punctuation give to that sentence.

Her head could spin around, she could project vomit all over Lindsay and she could shout “Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Sasse!”

I can’t take the word of anyone without teeth seriously.

Bloviating white asshole unleashes 10 minute fart with dramatic flair to try to get people to remember his crusty ass.......film at 11.

There is never a giant asteroid around when you need one.

She could drop trou and leave a massive turd on the senate floor and they’d still ram her through.

Does he really not understand how much we all long for a boring country after 2020? That’s not a threat. 

The queen of going high, Obama diverted from her usual elevated stance, taking a long stretch of minutes to descend into shitting on Donald Trump.

I assume they want to at least get the trial started before she commits suicide by stabbing herself seventy eight times before throwing herself backwards out a window.

So the main takeaway here is that she will be dead by Thursday evening from involuntary suicide and no one will have seen or heard anything.

The reason this is being done with such haste is to make as much info public before she commits suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head twice and the gun walking away to turn the cameras back on and tell people to get back to work. 

Sing at the top of your lungs lady! Let’s see how many dominoes go down. I’m dressed and prepped for a full on schadenfrued buffet! This is gonna be good.