It’s not live, but it’s on BBC America on Saturday night

Maybe he can ask her what this:

I have long determined that I can get more consistent answers on questions of import from a Magic 8-Ball than I can from the strings of Twitshittery being pounded out by the somehow still functioning keyboard of Trump’s bedraggled phone.

To anyone who voted for this asshole.

It’s a lie they told themselves. Make no mistake about it, the so called white evangelicals who flocked to Trump are racist af. They could have picked Kasich, who is actually religious (he sends his daughters to a religious private school). But Kasich wasn’t racist enough. These people have lost all right to claim…

No real UK Update today as nothing really happened.

Seems like the perfect place for a thrice married charlatan sexual predator to be lecturing.

I can’t stop thinking about him telling the Value Voters (or Hateville USA) that ‘today I spoke to the President of the US Virgin Islands, and things there are getting better’, because he has no clue that HE’S the President of the US Virgin Islands. Hilarious and sad at the same time.

“Fucking moron.”

This I am REALLY going to have to see

That page is filled with a lot of hateful quotes from the FRC, but this one...

I wept all night in a near panic on Nov. 8, 2016, thinking about how utterly horrible a Trump presidency was going to be. It is so much worse than I imagined that night. Also that night seems like ten years ago.

I doubt it. Even May seems surprisingly quiet on the whole US “great friends” front these days.

Every photo of him speaking is so cringe inducing...

45*’s subconscious, whose allegiance to its half-melted Creamsicle host is up and down like a toilet seat at a frat party, is rebelling again. You might have noticed that sometimes the Code 45* reflects the awful things that Orange believes, and sometimes it is a medium through which his more pragmatic subconscious…

Education, science and culture: three things Trump has no use for. It might as well have been the United Nations Women Over 40 Organization. 

The Values Voters Summit is the annual conference of the Family Research Council - an organization so toxic no sitting president (even GW Bush) has ever attended, much less addressed them, as they are a listed hate group.

Since when did he believe in God? Is he “cramming for the final” because he’s just one tweetstorm away from a massive stroke/heart attack/choking on a greasy chunk of KFC. Or is it because he feels at home with the evangelicals because they are as corrupt and hypocritical as he is.

I met with the president of the Virgin Islands, says Trump, the president of the Virgin Islands.

Does anyone else look at Trunp’s speaking face, his mouth scrunched up into an O shape, and think he looks absolutely ridiculous? He actually looks as dumb as he sounds. Every photo of him speaking is so cringe inducing, I have a negative physical reaction every time I see one.