needs more bros carrying her.

I thought it kinda looked like Mariah Carey?

In related news: Madame Tussaud’s announce they will be releasing a fabulous new Shakira waxwork tomorrow.

The women above are wearing hijab. Why not illustrate the story with a picture of the “veil” (a rather orientalist term, imo) e.g. Niqab?

Here’s another, newly created by the looks of it:

Last nights episode finally gave me what I have been craving from the NY bunch.

He thinks all the thoughts, at once. Unfortunately, they are all the dumb thoughts.

So, even knowing that Trump can’t follow a trail of thoughts, this has been bugging me:

Omg I need oral surgery next week, that coke looks so fucking good right about now. Woof.

Well, it’s always a learning experience to find out what, among the bizarre rants of Trump, he actually means and what is just random neural firings. Yesterday, it seemed like Sessions would surely be gone, but, of course, this is Trumpland, so what would normally happen after a public declaration of lack of faith…

but

Dark market web sounds like a store that sells bespoke Victorian gothic home furnishings.

To be fair, those look like comfortable shrubs. I imagine they feel perfectly lovely after two bottles of wine.

Face Claps with the Countess.

Ok, so what is with this new format for reading comments? We greys will only be seen if people press “pending” and then also press “show pending”? Will anyone ever even see this? Sad!

Well the tires were black so...

Easier to shoot out the tires than talk to the workers = Florida logic.

1) Photo caption should’ve been “Big tool, and a pair of pliers.”

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

“Hitler and Napoleon tried to invade Russia. Not very smart, not smart. Invading Russia, bad idea. I’ve got a tremendous idea how to deal with Russia.”