You should have kept practicing, you might get it right someday.

Thinking about robbing a bank is not a crime. Setting up a meeting with 10 other people to plan robbing a bank is a crime.

You spelled dick wrong.

Dead body in hatchback.

“Person who hacked our election says what?”

but...lol

You can’t spell acumen without cum.

Oh dear I’m so sorry that my comment triggered you, maybe you should stay off the internet if reading comments bothers you so much. Here’s another comment that has probably been made BILLIONS of times to you: Go fuck yourself.

I was going to make that joke myself. Glad I didn’t and you get to take the heat. Guns killing people probably happened over 100 times today, but all humor must stop.

Or from what I’ve seen around here a lot, stuffed in the back of your pants.

It could have been your Mother, after seeing how you turned out.

I know all flyover states look the same but Illinois does not share a border with Ohio. A little state called Indiana is between them and provides all the guns Chicagoans want.  

The GOP doesn’t care about feti they care about punishing sluts.

Exactly, no parole.

Tell your friend I’m sorry but Mitch McConnell disproves his theory.

Caitlyn Jenner has a bigger box.

No pants Tuesdays.

Ms. Conway already has a job.

Watch your head.

We all would.