The problem is not that your standards are too high, the problem is you are.

Always the optimist.

lol, k.

At least his penis is TINY.

Bye bye troll!

I think reading on HuffPo and other sources that Hillary had a 96% chance of winning made a lot of voters stay home.

So you don’t want others to be an asshole because that’s your job.

Was that before he took office? We should not wait until we are being marched to camps before we stand up to Twitler.

I remember reading that his contracts would have many duplicate pages just to make them bigger, bigger = better.

Does a real shame = a god sent blessing?

You have confused let with force.

Who do you think the hookers were? Pence & Christie.

So you’re going with the Ann Coltlike defense “standard retard”

It would really help a lot more if some of the coastal people would move to the “Heartland” and help us vote these fuckers out.

Only if they wear the outfit.

You should stick to the pot, you’re shit as a poet.

Ninjew Stars.

Doesn’t anybody watch Orange is the New Black?

I think they are referring to the eyeliner.

A knob gobbling goblin.