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Kellyanne Conjob
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Do you remember when he was found naked handcuffed to his steering wheel?

If you close your eyes you can’t tell the difference.

And her punishment was being proded by charcoal dildoes.

He is visibly sniffing in the stretching video.

Damn does that turn it back into just Munchausen?

If you don’t get paid do you have to honor the NDA?

AKA She wouldn’t fuck him.

Thank God we finally got that 9th member on the Supreme Court.

Aren’t you fat shaming Fortune by saying she shouldn’t play the part of a skinny woman?

Never do lines off a toilet seat.

Sometimes we dont know how lucky we are.

Take her a shit pie.

Hmmm... Carny Cock

You shut your mouth! Circus Peanuts are sweet little orange nubbins of heaven.

Did not cup balls - 2 stars

She probably has, her bag is not empty.

If he gets the Hoff we’re fucked.

Trump would make fine fertilizer, someone needs to get to work on that.

Takes after his father.

All of them?