It even looks small in his tiny tiny tiny hands.

Keeping a Republican Congressman from looking stupid? Good luck!

Gurvisback= Hoyo Africa= BIVYg = butthurt Bernie Bro.

It’s funny you think I belive your bullshit. Having a very small dick does not make you a woman. But thanks for confirming every stereotype about Bernie Bros being unhinged about being beat by a woman.

No he is a Bernie Bro who will never get over getting beat by a girl.

Pushed her through with 4 million more votes. Do you think you will never taste a dick again as good as Bernie’s?

Did I say ignorant? I meant imaginary.

Don’t take “Gurv” and his “Ohio family” seriously the do not exist.

Your “Ohio family” probably wouldn’t appreciate you calling them out as ignorant either.

Then he could fuck himself.

“I’m melting, I’m melting”

You know trolling for cock in a closed park is illegal, while abortion is not.

I would say I had to be checked for STD after having sex with Joe Morgan.

They felt sorry for you and thought you couldn’t afford real shoes.

E. T. in a wig.

Palin is his ghostwriter.

It wasn’t, It was some French chick and Jonah Hill. “Fat” is not my first thought for either of them.

Your phone should take the C out of the quote.

Filming a scene getting fucked in the ass? That’s up to Jonah.

It never entered my mind that it was about his weight until reading these comments. It’s about the face and neckbeard and overall douchiness.