My favorite Lindsey line was “Trump makes Boehner look like an albino”

What is Tootie doing with a bong?

No it is mine please forward as soon as possible. I have the receipt.

Did freedom of speech ever really mean being able to post someone’s private sex tape online?

But she certainly is trying.

‘cause women don’t poop?

Fuck her.

She will make you pay for asking.

I hate him too, but he does have 4 black children.

Are you a time traveler?

Looks like Erin just got herself a hotel.

To be fair to who? The KKK?

Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

No way would Ms. Dash give up her only chance to ever appear at The Oscars.

I know how I’ll be celebrating.

Easy peasy just name one of the co sponsors as the father.

Shit, he had a Taylor Swift shaped buttplug in when he said it.

Anal still free though?

Clinton, Bill Clinton.

Are you still giving blowjobs for a dollar? Or have you raised the price?