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So Trump does his hair?

How do we know she wasn’t talking about Sean Penn?

You misspelled cunt.

Would you be willing to sell any of the turds Cher left in your Cheerios?

OK, Nancy Grace.

“Each request will be considered by the judge and may or may not be allowed.”

We have a GOP frontrunner for President who uses a gun to fry bacon. So yes.

What kind of fuckin outfit is that? Did he not know he would be shown from the waist down?

His brain will never catch up to his mouth.

It comes in S, M, L, VOLKSWAGON.

We would all be pregnant.

Is that the Charleston Marriott over her shoulder?

Getting fired from a job and never being able to find another...Failing

I was hoping for a more ran over with a steamroller sort of thing.

Jeb Bush does not care about black people.

My mother had that outfit, I came home one day and my (male) partner at the time had on the shorts washing his car. (Our laundry had gotten mixed up)

I don’t remember dating you. And yes my frig is still filled with TAB.

Pretty sure it was Katy Perry at the Superbowl.

Just mail one used tampon or pad to Donald Trump to redeem your free Woman card.

I believe that lessening another’s grief in no way lessens our own. Loss is loss and shouldn’t be measured against another.