Annie’s Boobs!
I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.
My ex once called me after getting out of an elevator, he was upset that the woman inside of it had hugged the wall the entire time and had rushed out when it reached her floor. He couldn’t understand why, because all he had said was "Hello" It took a long time for it to get through to him that it didn't matter that…
I met a guy at a party recently. He kept striking up a conversation with me even though it was clear (to me) that I wasn’t interested. At first, he said “wow - you’re a tough nut to crack!”, then “you seem so reserved - it must be difficult to get to know you, but I want to try! Say, Tuesday night?” (I said no). A…
I just want to remind everyone that even if you have not experienced violence or harassment due to rejecting unwanted advances you absolutely know someone who has, this is as horrifying as it is common.
Chering is caring.
I broke my leg and ankle a few years ago (so I was in my late 20s). And my sister would lift up my cast-leg and play bang on the bottom to see if I was hiding gold coins in there like from Robin Hood.
Ok now l don’t feel like such a weirdo for having a massive crush on a cartoon fox.
Oo-de-lally, golly what a day...
And why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but otherwise not wear pants?
“Few times been around that block but I ain’t no ‘shoot a buck’ girl”.
Political ass-hattery, widespread xenophobia, terrorism, etc. etc. aside, 2015 was actually — so far anyways — the worst year of my life. I’m begging for 2016 (or a giant asteroid — whichever) to get here ASAP...
I was trying to think of one funnier than etchings and chill and could not come up with anything. A+.
Scrimshaw and chill
etchings and chill
I’m officially An Old now but I thought Netflix and chill meant “Netflix and sexytimes”, which is why it’s so utterly cringeworthy when advertisers try to shoehorn their products into it.
Can we please discuss the fact that Natalie is sexually harassed by the President, and then when the PM sees it he doesn't say anything and Natalie spends the rest of the movie apologizing for her own harassment?!? Crappy plot lines are one thing, but encouraging the idea that women are at fault for being harassed is…