But then the Packers’ Brett Hundley turned into Aaron Rodgers

Yeah, I’m not calling it that.

People doing the moral thing that gave them “peace of mind” instead of voting for the person that wasn’t “perfect” is why we have Trump in the White House.

I can’t wrap my head around Jill Stein. Not a smart person.

Jill Stein is an idiot.

Youtube isn’t a public service, nor a basic human right. It’s a privately owned company that can do whatever it wants with the content uploaded to its servers. You get what you get (for free, I might add) so stop being a whiny little baby.

Why did he lose his fingers - he knew exactly where they were. In a bucket.

That girl laughing at 0:25 can seriously go get fucked.

It’s a public safety issue. The same way we require people to take a driving test before operating a machine that can kill dozens of people on a whim, we should mandate that people get vaccinated against things like Polio (assuming they can) that could potentially kills thousands. It drives me nuts that people still…

“But parents today have no idea what polio was like, so it’s hard to convince somebody that lives are at risk if they don’t vaccinate.”

Only one of those four have played in a Super Bowl.

Clearly the solution is to put my PC onto my Vita while playing Skyrim, so I can play Skyrim on my Vita.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

I have a fantastic sex life with a committed partner and I still masturbate. I love masturbation. It’s a shame for anyone who doesn’t or can’t enjoy it.

A million bucks doesn’t set you kids up for life or anything, but to 97% of us, it would be a life changing amount of money.

As a jackalope capable of using a keyboard to type Internet comments, I agree that the least realistic thing about this movie is that a giant crocodilian somehow goes to Chicago, where it is way too cold.

Holy shit that is the funniest thing I’ve seen/heard all day. The crowd reaction is hilarious, especially since none of them are the target audience, haha.

I am laughing so hard at this and I’m not even sure why.

He plays in Wisconsin, it’s probably the Meat Sweats.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.