whimsey
Whimsey
whimsey

Okay, so another Fox fembot gets sexually harrassed at a workplace where this type of thing is ingrained, part of their DNA. She’s shocked, shocked. She doesn’t make a fuss until she fixes up a nice fat settlement. Once her CONTRACT IS UP, she tells her sad story with trembling lip and “turns her fear into courage”.

You gonna eat that other half?

That’s true, I remember hearing about that. It was at that moment he decided he’d really make a go of it. And now he has what he wanted. It surprises me that he’s not going to go to the dinner. Wouldn’t that be - in his little pea brain - the very occasion to lord it over everyone?

I wonder that, too. As I get older I find my thoughts always go to the parents of people like this.

I don’t think you’re wrong. Trump has to decide if sticking to his campaign talking point is more important than sweet, sweet revenge. Not just cause (most of) California didn’t vote for him, but also because Jerry Brown has been thumbing his nose at him since election day. Best damn governor we’ve ever had

I hope I live long enough to see Obama’s book, wherein he tells what was said during that meeting, and his impression and opinion of this buffoon. But I fear it will be a long time coming, if at all.

Why segregate the women? They haven’t done anything wrong. Make the corral for the men instead.

You did real well.

They might keep him. You don’t need normal-sized hands to sign legislation they place in front of him.

I was in Chicago in October, hit most of the major museums. And always the gift stores. I’m a little ashamed to say the gift shops are beginning to be my favorite part of museums. It’s thrilling to stand in front of various masterpieces in the galleries, of course. But I have literally rubbed my hands together in

Don’t laugh, but Stewed Apples. Cut up an apple (peeled works better). Melt some butter in a frying pan and toss them around until they get a little browned. Sprinkle some cinnamon and toss some more. Such aroma! In the meantime, mix some cornstarch into some apple juice, along with some sugar (or maple syrup, or

True, this. There’s a difference between being trained and being educated.

High heels make it harder for women to run. They’re easy prey that way. Men will say they like the way legs look when the toes are pointed (while wearing heels) - I’ll leave it to psychologists or other ologists to decide why that is. But I suspect they’re hard-wired to be attracted to women who look vulnerable.

Is it cocky and arrogant to be right? There are things that are true - and one of those truths is that - clearly - a lot of people are stupid, willfully so. They don’t like to hear that. Maybe we mocked them a bit too much, I’ll grant that. But for them to stamp their foot and say “Stop calling me stupid!!”

Treat yourself as you would treat your best friend. That means jettisoning everything and everyone who would get in your way of getting better. I think opening the door to your parents at this point would consume an obscene amount of energy that you need for You.

Doc, you win the internets for today. I’m logging off now, they’re all yours.

I remember when she was born, her mother wanted to name her ... I think it was Arianna. Trump wanted Tiffany, because he had just won a legal judgment against Tiffany the jewelers, something about the air space above the Tiffany store in New York that he could build into. So she was given a name that was meant to

This I believe is true. Not to give them any credit, but true bigots have actually given some thought to their prejudices and why they feel the way they do, as deranged as they are. Donald is simply prejudiced against anyone who isn’t Donald Trump. Anyone - wives, ex-wives, and even his children. Does anyone believe

Back in the 70's, my friend and I saw him in San Francisco at an advance screening of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother. My friend was a HUGE fan of his. After the movie, he was standing among the crowd in front of the theater. My friend was too nervous to approach him, so I tapped him on his shoulder