It takes a lot for me to yell “Holy shit!” at 3 in the morning by myself, risking my significant other’s wrath if I’d woken her, but man. Holy shit. Dale Jr was obviously shaken in the Victory Lane interview, and I think it’s apparent why that sort of crash at this specific track would be particularly upsetting for…

I thought Miata was always the answer?! Someone has lied to me..

Falcon 9 is still a very reliable rocket. Most orbital rocket failures happen in the first dozen flights. Let’s compare other rocket’s first nineteen flights:

Clearly he was uncomfortable sitting in the saddle with such huge balls.

This is what happens when NASCAR turns right.

Imagine, say, any other president or presidential candidate in this country’s history at that church, that funeral, today.

Yeah, should have worn protection (Grad school)

Yeah, within the first couple of births in my vault, I realized that that everyone had the same last name but had slightly different parents... Then I realized that I kept swapping out who was in the living quarters... It pretty much killed me inside. Now everyone has the same last name and I’m pretty sure I’ve…

OMG.

Ah...didn’t take long for the fucking party pooper to arrive. Okay, everyone, stop having fun and enjoying yourselves!

She may not be a horrible person, but she was definitely not somebody you’d want to be dating at that time in her life.

Short answer on the “getting back together with” question:

No.

Long answer:

There’s a reason an “ex” is an ex.

Whether it was timing, maturity, situation, or any number of other variables that caused the relationship to fail, it failed for a reason.

I’m not a believer in fate; in fact, I genuinely hate the idea that one…

Activision has CoD game’s on a three year cycle now right? Three teams who have three years each to make their next version of the series. It was two years before they added another team. So this team likely spent two years on BO3.

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

To be fair, if you’ve ever experienced the traffic after a NASCAR race, running half a marathon isn’t such a bad idea. Probably a faster trip on foot than by car.

...and the U.S. can no longer be in denial of the huge strategic impact that a Chinese military exclusion zone could mean for the region and the world

If you get a new neighbor and you notice he has the big USMC bumper sticker on his truck with the bulldog logo on the window. And he wears a Marines t-shirt every day. He’s probably about 5’8 and all muscle. Don’t worry about him. He is a nice enough guy. He might get into the occasional bar fight and maybe a huge…

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