You’re not alone if you felt that a semifinal between Marin Cilic and Sam Querrey was the driest, bitterest fruit the Wimbledon draw could have borne. Neither name really gets the juices flowing. No one wakes up early and perky to watch these two play a game of Serve Chicken until someone balks in the tiebreak. And…

To be frank, it was a better match than the one I am now watching. Fed has had a few brilliant moments, but it is mostly a grinder.

I’ve seen fatter

First, the underwear inspections. Now this?

this poor woman had breast reduction surgery only to have her moment taken away by a massive boob.

Lighten up, Francis.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

Play was suspended for the rest of the day due to a making it rain delay

The guy thinks he knows better than the umpire just because he has a pair of Is.

I get where he’s coming from. If there’s one thing Russians hate it’s unfairly trying to dictate the outcome of what should be a impartial process.

This is your brain on potato salad left under the hot Outback sun.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

You sound like you could go for some potato salad.

Dad?

“She’s a 125-pound, drooling, snoring, gassy, loud and silly girl,”