I was reading an analysis of the ruling last night. It seems the judge found that the officer hadn’t acted “recklessly” because the officer had pointed his firearm at the intended target and pulled the trigger. By IL legal standards, that shows intent, and elevates the crime from reckless to intentional.

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”

I think this lady speaks for all of us.

I would call my mom and tell her I love her a lot more often if it only took 3 minutes.

There’s an OKCupid question along the lines of, “Would you grope an attractive stranger on a crowded subway train? In this scenario, the person wouldn’t know that you had groped them or that they had even been groped at all.”

Answers to that question make for an excellent way of immediately disqualifying certain…

I found a gif of the perp!

It is so fucking French that she would qualify her statement on the fact that LITERALLY EVERY WOMAN RIDING THE METRO REPORTS HARASSMENT with “We say yes to seduction”

Five bucks says that the “recovery” operation consists of restoring the contents of the various Recycle Bins on the local machines, or at most, a Recuva session.

Yea. I smell misappropriated funds and a good ol boy slush fund that's about to get exposed.

My conservative little cousin says he will move to Canada if Hill wins. I was like, dude, really? Conservative bastion of misogyny, Canada?

Apparently they “wiped their computers” before they left. I’m interested to see what comes out of that recovery operation.

Think about how corrupt that place must be, same mayor forever, that changes, and everyone quits.

Then just to rub it in, the elephant hooked up with this guy’s mom and never called her back.

Here ya go!

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Maury & Connie were regulars around town when I was living in Montana. Once he was behind us in line while we were buying about a million red plastic cups. He said something along the lines of “Be good tonight, kids!” And we spent the next five minutes trying to convince him to come to our kegger in the middle of the…

I used to teach English to refugees. Across many nationalities, this was hands down their favorite American TV show. I had a class where I would ask what they watched. The answer was always Morry? You know, not the father?

My dorm didn’t have cable my freshman and sophomore year, so while waiting for classes to start, I would watch a lot of daytime television. Thank you, Maury, for being there for me in my darkest (most boring) hour.

Gosh, I remember when he covered every day topics like weight loss and animals. When I was fourteen ( I’m thirty two) he had some guy on there talking about beauty tips and he said that if you wanted bigger breasts you should mash up a banana and mix it with honey and wear that on your breasts at night. I did this…

Kelly, do I understand you to say the leather, um, implement, was "filled with bristles" and had a "wooden tip"?